Dec 14, 2006

Did you know that boredom is the third leading cause of cancer in Subsaharan Africa? I guess its a good thing I a good hop skip and jump from there, else I'd have a bad stroke of leukemia about now. As opposed to a 'good stroke' of leukemia, I guess, in which case I'd probably jumping out of my socks in happiness?

Think the last blog was pointless? It had nothing on how this one will turn out. But don't worry! This one is limited edition, so read now or... um... I guess you won't be too disappointed if you never read it. You are on myspace anyways, so you must be bored out of your mind anyways.

On with the news. How about a song?

Kofi Annan told of US
Leos will crash into bus
People going hungry
America has all the money
Lala Lala La La


Ummm.... yeah. I hope you appreciate the work that went into that.

Now for more in depth on each of those.

Kofi Annan, head person for the UN (technically he's the 'Secretary General,' but in Soviet Russia "Comrade called he!") is stepping down, and he made some remarks about the US. I honestly am not sure what they were, but it involved something involving so-called 'co-operation with foreign nations.' You'd think this guy thought he was president of the world.

Also, your astrological sign actually might mean something... or not. Some insurance-involved person thought it would be funny to see if there is any difference between what time of the year you were born and the number of accidents involved with where which. There was. Apparently you shouldn't ride with a Leo... EVER. (Fun fact: insurance and insurgence gets confused with spell check!)

People going hungry.... uhhh... nothing much new here. Apparently less people in America eat now. Damn anorexia.

To make up for the frigidity of the previous comment, another fun fact: The top 2% of the entire human population has half of the money, and the bottom 50% have 1% of all wealth. In fact, North America, Europe, Japan, and Australia have 90% of all monetary resources. Those statistics only floored me. In case you were wondering, the study was carried (more or less) under the commission of that Kofi guy mentioned earlier (wow, its like a Tarintino movie that circles back on its self).

A good bit of that was somewhat old news. But I needed to write something. Like I said, limited edition, you better print this one out, because I'll probably delete it in a few days.

Now for new news! Unfortunately, there is no song with this one.

Princess Diana was not a victim of a plot. Yup, new news. Here's the link: http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/news/world/16240988.htm

Kofi's replacement was sworn in. He's a jolly old man named San... er... Ban Ki-Moon. Yay!

A couple fun you tube links:

10 Things I Hate About Commandments
Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Charlie the Unicorn
Bro Rape
George Washington

If you managed to read this far, check out the videos. They will make you feel like you didn't completely waste your time.