Thyspace

Briliance is never truly accepted, and so a certain newspaper article written by Jacob Lamb and yours truly was struck down by the mighty fist of C Bo. We had a good laugh about it though, so it must be spread about anyways.

MYSPACE THROUGH HISTORY

AD 11 - Jesus invents Myspace as "Thyspace" (See Mark 1:12)

620 - Mohammed starts group "Islam." Many Arabic nations join, but it splinters and is known today as "Facebook."

1096 - The First Crusade is sparked when Christian pilgrims are blocked from the Holy Land's homepage.

1344-1400 - Virus "bubonic.plague" deletes over 25 million profiles during the larges epidemic known to man.

1452 - Gutenburg's printing press drastically decreases the time limit to resed chain letters. "You have three hours to re-press this message or you will be drawn and quartered."

1517 - Martin Luther, in protesting the Catholic Church, is excommunicated for posting his "95 Blogs."

1529 - Henry VII removes himself from the Pope's blog subscription. England is subsequently excommunicated and forbidden to join any religious groups.

1732 - The Salem Withc trials use comments to condemn scores of women and men as being witches.

1859 - Darwin causes great contraversy when he proposes the evolutionary nomenclature change of "Thyspace" to "Myspace"

1776 - The American colonies revolt for a number of reasons, namely high taxation with out fair representation in Britain's Top 8, e.g. "No Taxation Without Representation."

1789 - Revolution is sparked in France in response to Marie Antoinette's bulletin entitled "LeT tHeM eAt CaKe!" It is believed that the terrible capitalization was half the motivation.

1929 - The stock market crashes after mass profile deletion by Tom. Depression follows.

1941 - The United States joins the group "Allied Forces."

1962 - The Cold War hightens when the US ignores the USSR's request to be added to its Friends List.